i want to put something cool here but it turns out i'm not a cool person so i'm finding this difficult

suspend:

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rlyhigh:

hickeys are gross i want ten

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"i honestly don’t remember doing that”
— me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via lastisle)
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Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
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mhdunaway:

White text reads: “I’ve had three knee surgeries, thirteen teeth pulled, six psychotic roommates, and three bosses who belong behind bars. But I had you. So yeah, I would consider myself a lucky person.”

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